Well, only on the second show and already two people are annoying the shit out of me:
Shabhaz - who henceforth shall be known as "She Bangs by Ricky Martin". Becuase he is just as irritating. He practically gave Richard a cream facial when he came entered the house and it was clear She Bangs by Ricky Martin was considering another type of entering... I think Richard was incredibly restrained. I would have handcuffed him to the urinal and ran away to freedom, but i think She Bangs by Ricky Martin would have enjoyed that too much. UGH!
Playboy Bunny - I can't even be bothered to learn her name, but i did get a good laugh at her expense when she went into the diary room, had a mini strop because she stubbed her toe and then continued to moan about how she couldn't take off her makeup, without her "£16 a bott-tull" waterbased make up remover. Silly bitch.
And i fear for the young ones. Bonnie (who - c'mon love - just can't pronounce her own name. "I'm Bonner/Bono/Bonnay" then when people repeat that she looks all offended and says "No Bon- KNEE" Christ on a bike!), George and Glyn (who constantly has a look of terror in his eyes kinda like a cross between a deer caught in the headlights and a deer doing, well something else but i'm not sure what) just all look so lost and so out of their depth. I'm not sure if i like any of them yet, but i sure do want to protect them. That's what makes me so nice ;)
Posted by Paul 9:40 AM
